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Monday, January 24, 2005

No one to laugh with me but me...

I was rushing back to Comstock (I set a new record for long lunches with my doozie of an hour and 45 minutes). The elevator is open, but it starts to close as I approach. I run, my right foot slips out from under me, I bang my knee on the floor and do a 'stealing home' slide into the elevator (think Roberto Alomar of Blue Jays baseball fame), landing with my right foot and calf just making it into the elevator, just enough to keep it from closing. It was so clumsy it was almost graceful. As I got up, brushed the nasty mud and salt residue from my ass, and hobbled into the elevator, some guy walked by and just stared at me. I grinned like it was all totally intentional.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Safe!

-Umpire Karlos

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